Let’s play a game of pin my mouth on your tail.

Come be with me; I’m a very nasty guy.

Play with my mouth and my erect penis. They’re both here for you to have your way with.

My mouth will taste at you with diabolical methods for quite some time until your pussy’s thirst is quenched.

I won’t rush you.

I’ll take my time licking away at your wet pussy.

I’ll invite your ass into the circle and have way with it, too. I’ll taste at both of the holes with such meticulousness. I’m just that type of guy. No matter how nasty my antics seem, I’m completing the task.

I’m going to stare into your eyes as I lick your throbbing asshole. I’m going to ask you: do you want more of my carnivorous devouring?

I’m going to ask you: how does it feel?

There’s no stopping me now; I’m a dirty old man. I’ve been told that I was a pervert.

I’ll get at your tasty pussy lips and clit after a while. They’re begging for my undivided attention. I’m here for them. My mouth and tongue are for the taking.

You want to be reserved. Part of you wanted me, but your other half was nervous. You’re here now, and your pussy and ass craves my mouth. Both pieces of you undulate in unison to my tongue swirls. My spit mates with your ass rim and its adjacent pussy. Your intimate parts have latched on to my orifice and won’t let go.

My dick can’t wait to bury its hardness into either your pussy or your tight asshole. But, I keep my devourer in his cage. I continue to have way with your bottom and moist slit.

I try all kinds of different twists of the tongue to keep you under my spell.

Your sweet utterances are quite the erotic appeal to me.

Wanna play?

I grind inside of a pretty, wet pussy as if my life depends on it.

I prepare the grinding with a washing of tongue and mouth on an awaiting set of asscheeks and an erect clitoris.

I never give up; I’m an underdog.

I’m always fighting to please a nice ass and pussy with my engaging oral anatomy.

I talk dirty to a pretty pussy in between swallowing gulps of air to maintain my breath.

I lick at an anxious set of asscheeks while the owner spreads her cheeks for me to run my face along the shores of her thickness.

I won’t feed you bullshit to get to your house or for you to come to mine. I’m a straight shooter. I’ll rub your clit tenderly to promote its erection. I’ll lick at it with an invigorating scheme while preparing my mouth to also wreak havoc on your asshole. It should also be pleased with my disgusting mouth. Both your pussy and ass need my mouth on them.

Don’t be afraid of me. I love the taste of a pretty pussy on my face, and I love the squirms and hollering of a female that has acquired my tongue against her seductive ass.

Let’s play and get wrapped up in each other’s countenance. I will never stop pleasing you with my mouth.

I promise.

I’ll lick your pussy and ass over and over again until you cum. And in due time, I’ll taste you once more to orgasm.

What else can you ask for?

I won’t just seek out my fulfillment. I’m willing to please you, too. Sex is about both parties being pleased beyond expectation.

Are you ready to play?

I picked you up over off of Campbellton Road one morning. You came out of the house with a gray dress on.

Upon entering my car and getting comfortable, you immediately lifted that dress up to your chin and exposed your ass, breasts and pussy to me.

I was awe struck. You reached over and began fondling my dick through my black Levi jeans.

I soaked my finger and began to rub your clit. I stuck my finger in your pussy hole, and you were drenched, so much so that I said, “Damn, you weren’t playing!”

You had communicated to me via text how horny you were and needed desperately to get your ass eaten and your pussy fucked.

So, here I was now taunting you in my car on the way to my house. Georgia State Route 166 was quickly approaching us, but you failed to pull your dress down even after we came into vehicles on both sides of us.

Hell, I didn’t release my grip on your naked pussy. My finger was still buried in that wetbox. You were unaware of your surroundings. You moaned and began undulating your pussy and ass on my seat. Your underregions were still sprouting a river of secretions.

We continued our sexual activity even after jumping on the expressway approaching downtown. By now, I was anxious to get to my place in Forest Park. Even though my arms grew weary from reaching across the arm rest, I continued to manipulate your pussy with my finger. And, the only time I urged you to pull your dress down was when we approached my residence at the top of Highway 85.

Upon entering my house, I couldn’t wait to put my hands on you. I lifted up your dress and fingered your pussy with my right hand. I stuck my finger in your ass with my left hand while partaking of your breast with my mouth and tongue.

You moaned ferociously.

Minutes later, you were on my sofa nearby taking my mouth to your pussy. I licked at your swollen clit for only a couple of minutes.

Before I knew it, your pelvic region was contracting on my face. You were cumming on my tongue.

Now, riddle me this: who are you?

My little Mary Poppins: that ass is so phat, and that pussy is so tight; here’s my new number…

Endless nights of exercising my tongue and throat muscles on a woman’s pussy and ass has earned me the title, “Pussy Eater of the Year”.

You know, Medical research has come to the finding that humans need and require sex just as much as food for the body. Shit, that’s a remarkable discovery. I’ve always wondered why I’ve craved the crazed making-out sessions insatiably. It’s wired in my DNA.

Now, my dear, what are you going to do about those carnal cravings that are buried in your crotch? Let me give you a little hint: get that pussy and ass ransacked chaotically with this tongue and other oral devices. I’m here for you. I want to slaughter that pussy and ass flesh like they are hogs being led to their demise.

I’m just saying: I’m a beast of epic proportions. I pull out all the stops for this pussy and ass foray. Your pussy and ass won’t know what hit them.

A double dipping of tongue in your ass from your pussy, and just like that, the incursion is over; you’ve been conquered.

Don’t worry; I’m not going to pillage your village now and take prisoners. I only want you. I’m only here to subdue your sexual possessions. Now that I’ve plucked you from your village, we’re embarking on a perilous journey. I’m here to activate your uninhibited nature. Underneath that hardened shell there’s a dick-in-the-ass, dick-in-the-mouth and cum-spillage-from-the-throat woman that’s waiting to present herself.

Yes, I know I ate out your snatch box and made you cum from my snarling face, but I want your mouth engaging my genitalia now. I want your throat absorbing my penis and slobbering on me.

This is a dirty little game we’re playing where only the most filthy individual comes out of this intact. Always remember that this is the sex game. Only lascivious mouths and tongues scraping at lovers’ nether regions is up for talk today.

I’m here for you to squander your pussy and ass to my mouth and tongue. You do the same with your lecherous throat. It’s so disgusting!

I’m a mess, I love the opposite sex.

I jack my dick off to mature women giving head and engulfing cum in their seductive mouths.

I jack my cock off to young girls in skimpy clothes entertaining erections with their pussies and assess.

I’m a savage beast.

I stay excited and drawn into the aura surrounding a sexy woman. I’m open for a pretty, anticipating pussy and ass to eat.

Tell me: is your pussy and ass the one that’ll get my attention?

Are your legs going to be the ones that I hurl in the air as I park my wet mouth on your underside?

Will you receive my nasty offering — my lips and mouth washing up against your bare shore?

Will you beg me to keep licking at your pussy and ass until you scream out for me to stop?

Or, will you scream for me to continue my oral ordeal?

I want you to get my wet, warm mouth.

I want you to savor my lascivious offering because I’m a nasty nigga, and I love satisfying an eager bottom.

I want to pull apart your tasty pussy lips and devour the clit that’s hidden beneath. You’re going to be my tasty treat. I’m going to lick at your pussy wholeheartedly.

As I stated before, I’m a mess. I love providing a pussy with sloppy, jaw-pulling kinkiness. I want you hollering out shit as I lick at your ass, too.

Let my tongue swipe at your ass back and forth like a conveyor belt.

Let that same tongue dig inside of your anticipating asshole.

I want to please you so much so that pre-cum is leaking from my penis as I pen this letter for you. I want to force your body to undulate its sexy hips and thighs as my mouth haves way with you.

I want to pull apart your ass cheeks effortlessly and sink my tongue and mouth into their underbelly again.

I want to subdue your ass debris with my rotten mouth, and I want you to enjoy the uncertainty that’s in the air — are you going to orgasm quickly, or are you going to make the excitement continue on?

It’s on you because I’m going to take whatever time it takes to cause your pussy to spew forth its orgasm.

I’m the crème de la crème of pussy devourers. I subdue a pussy with my keen oral skills as though the end of the world is upon me.

So, it was surprising to me that I came across a pussy the other day that I couldn’t bring to the brink of bliss. I had to enlist the owner of said cunny and slit for help. After she lead me to water, I drank.

No matter how advanced I think I get, there’s always a pussy out there that puts me in my proper place and humbles me. You know, just like life; I would have it no other way. I eat challenges for breakfast; I fucking love them.

I must grab hold of the reins and lick and suck at a tasty derriere with vigor until you, my dear, can struggle no more with your consciousness.

I want you second guessing your existence, your morals, and me.

I want to lap at your pussy with such an audacity that you pull away the blinders and dump them out in your trash container in the back yard. (Damn, you just bought them, though.) I want you forgetting about the world as my tongue mates with your hiny. My lascivious mouth and its participants want to bring honor back to the pussy-eating realm.

Lately, I’ve heard niggaz just ain’t doing it right. It takes a special kind of Nigga. It takes my heralding tongue to save the day and rescue you from bullshit.

I’ll have it no other way.

Mate with me–not just my tongue and mouth even though the two come to the table first. Be a sensual being that tastes my tongue with both of your lips.

Revel in this sinister moment where I’m throwing my weight around to plunder your backside with my reputable face.

I know, it’s an oxymoron, but sometimes wickedness coincides with righteousness.

Shit, the bad part is: I’m a senseless sex addict.

The good part is: I take my duties seriously.

So, take my mouth, and guide it in between your legs and relax. You won’t hear any fuss from me. I’ll be concentrating on painting your clit, pussy, and vulva with my mouth spray until you fathom a nice little orgasm brewing in the wake of the oral madness.

Eating your cupcake would be great; but you must make the first move; just dial up Ole Reecie; I’m your dude.

The common denominator in all of this shit is freaky, unapologetic sex.

So, if you’re on here trying to preach and school me on my repulsive behavior, get the fuck out of this den of Gomorrah.

Funny thing is: your ass wants to be here, though. That’s the problem. You can’t resist the urge to visit this place because there’s a tingling sensation between your legs that won’t go away. You’re drawn here to sip from my mouth-on-pussy-and-ass cup.

The curved top quenches your thirst momentarily until your pussy and ass craves my wanton mouth again.

You’ve found yourself in a love triangle between your pussy, ass and my mouth.

Guess what?

You don’t know how to escape this sex-crazed predicament you’ve immersed yourself in.

You go to Bible study on Wednesday and church on Sunday to cleanse your soul, but you still want my tongue plastered on your bottom after all that is over. Poor Lil Tink Tink: I’m your motherfuckin’ Achilles heel, and I worship that shit. I enjoy taunting you with my gluttonous tongue and mouth and coercing you to beat your head against the wall in an effort to figure your shit out.

Or, maybe you’d prefer me instead to beat the head of my dick against the wall of your asscheeks after withdrawing from your sloppy wet pussy?

My dick knows what it wants. You’re going to have to get the shit in your head together on your on.

Meanwhile, my laborious cunnilingus tools will work on your underside like a skilled construction worker. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Someone has to get pussy juices and ass hairs in one’s chin. Someone has to swallow the pussy and ass spillage with no reservation.

Shit, I love seizing an extremely hardened clit in my mouth until the holder of the delicate flesh swings, rocks, jolts, and decides to undulate those hips until that sweet flesh becomes a sensitive mess.

I’m not done even though your pussy has spewed its orgasm. I wait a bit and gently begin to reactivate your pussy’s libido with my disruptive mouth service.

I bet you crave my contact info — my integers — I’m trying to get ahold of your body; is it limber?

“The nerve of this arrogant motherfucker is off the charts!” says most women after peeling open my works of the past and penciling them into their brains.

Have no fear, though; I mean every Damn thing I’ve inscribed in words, and I’m not retracting my crude statements. You’re just going to have to live with my shenanigans for a gang of time to come, especially if you want these vigorous writings to continue.

And speaking of keeping on, how has that pussy and ass been holding up?

Still horny?

Need my mouth and dick to hit that spot?

Listen up, I know I’m aggressive and talk gangs of shit. But believe you me, you’re going to appreciate the UPFRONTNESS once you’ve made first contact with your boy. I’m going to expel the most raunchy, exposing mess from my lips once you’ve inquired of me.

I’m the crème de la crème of ass eaters. I’m a cunnilingus guru. Don’t take my word for it; ask your pussy; ask that bottom also.

Both entities of you are upfront and honest. Your two natures will be objective, well, maybe subjective after my tongue tames them.

You were once an evil shrew before encountering my oral endeavors, but you’re standing at attention now like some sort of Stockholm Syndrome captive. You don’t know whether you should applaud me for the mouth-on-rump skills or keep quiet because you don’t want to feel like another notch in my belt. And although initially your preference was for this to be a little one-time hookup, you’re second guessing yourself.

Have no fear; my mouth has a way of seducing and muzzling any creature. Don’t feel tarnished; allow yourself to step away from constraints.

Let my mouth and tongue lead you into the unforeseen.

Let my mouth bring joy to a day that’s been full of melancholy and despair.

My tongue’s job is to offer up tender swipes and stabs to your female regions. I want to lap you up like a canine does a refrigerated bottle of water on a scorching summer’s day. Get your fill from my raunchy mouth.

Let my debauchery-tending tongue pull your cunny juices to the back of my throat and keep repeating the sexual act until your pussy orgasms.

I’m arrogant as fuck; this fact, I know. Allow your pussy and ass to be the beneficiaries of this confidence, though.

If you can read and resist this, you can’t be my nasty bitch. But, an intrigued mistress gets this; she’s already dialed my digits…

I’m an equal-opportunity devourer. I desolve huge clits in my mouth. I also desolve extremely small pebbles in my jaws.

I love 10s and 5s, sometimes 2s and 3s; hell, I’ll even have fun with ones. If there is something about you (woman) that I find attractive, I’m coming for that hiny with ferocity. Your pussy and that ass are sloppy seconds to my mouth and tongue.

Imagine this: your pussy is a watermelon that I’m munching on. Ever notice how much of a mess is made when partaking of this juicy fruit? A filthy, smeared wake of sorts gathers up all underneath the chin, on the nostrils, in the nose hairs, on the sides of the cheeks, and on the lips.

Shit, a Nigga is in heaven. This is the type of chaos I welcome into my fold. The same smear campaign goes when I’m munching on a set of ass flaps. Once I’ve supplied the lube to your asshole, my mouth is going to glisten again just as it had done beforehand from the watermelon-and-pussy-like comparison.

I get down and dirty with pussies and asses with my mouth. There’s no time for pleasantries and down home southern manners of the sort.

And, we’re also not sitting down with the Obamas at the dinner table in the White House (the Trumps either). There’s just you and I here rolling around in the yard like a mud-soaked hog and pig.

Let me emphasize again: this is some nasty shit. It’s not fit for the weak of heart. Asses and pussies getting smacked around by a ravenous tongue for moments on end is standard practice for me.

So, if you’re not down for this steamy, no-holds-barred shit, turn around and never come back. I’m licking at your pussy and ass like clockwork to get you to lose your mind, your fucking senses, and to leave you in a puddle of your vaginal mess until you dig your claws into my face from that pussy oscillating to its orgasm.

Just remember: size 0 to size 20, I don’t discriminate. Just please promise me that that ass, mouth, and pussy are great…

This rampant spread of my tongue over pussies and asses never yields to my objective reasoning.

I’m a lecherous sinner worthy of nothing but the enclosure of a dungeon to detox myself of this sickness that is upon me. This day of reckoning has finally come and set up shop on my doorstep.

But shit, I’m a deceitful Nigga. I won’t be down for long. I’m rushing out the back door, hitting the back fence to jump over it, and now a motherfucker is free from that bondage shit.

I’m on the hunt for a fine-ass chick that’s on fleek. And, I’ll take any Ole sexy one as of yet. A BBW (HWP with curves), a PAWG, a cute little petite Black temptress, a Spanish-speaking Latina, a cougar, a young-ass THOT barely over the age of consent, a seductive Milf, and a tantalizing Gilf are all on the menu.

I haven’t fed for a while, so I’m game to annihilate some rumps and pussies.

And just so you know, I’m unpredictable and appalling to the women in the streets. But when the same snooty women get home and unwind, they’re on this daring hunt for me.

This little fox trap of mine is almost impossible to free yourself from, and once you’ve succumbed to my treachery: you might as well call up the family and tell them you won’t be there for supper. And speaking of family, I’m not really concerned with your home life. Evidently you aren’t at all fazed with where you rest your head at either, or you wouldn’t be here with me exchanging oral, pussy, and ass juices on the regular.

I already told you previously that I’m a crude being, a psychotic of sorts. My only plight in life is to rest my tongue in between your cleavage, on your breasts, their nipples, and your naked derriere.

Every now and again I’m overtaken by romance. This isn’t the time, though. The present marks a day for that wretched sieging of that clit that’s buried deep in your interior cavity.

Make no mistake, I’ve just escaped lockup. I’m on the prowl like a roaring lion seeking whom I may destroy.