If I had access to that vaccine that gave eternal life, I’d pilfer and kill for that shit to insist that I’d be the only man on earth to be in possession of the key to eternity. I’d inject every sexy woman with it, though! Women and I could live happily ever after in perpetuity …
Let me go on ahead and cut through this red tape: I hear a lot of brothers aren’t licking the pooh nanny, and even a greater percentage of cats don’t want to taste at the ass. Carpe diem and the pussy and ass, I say. You know, that leaves a lot of pussies and asses …
It seems of late that your sexual prowess has become a bit rusty and laden with a handicap sticker wrapped around its aura. Does that pussy need a jumpstart? How about that asshole: has it not seen action in quite some time? Well, my dear: I’ve been called an Ole dirty pervert of a man. …
Remember when you came to THE FUCK HOUSE with your little .380 pistol? That was the first time a woman visited me with such authority. I had to foil your little plot, though. You know I had to pull the weapon from your back jeans pocket and get to business. Not even a pistol yielding, …
You and I are damned to the underworld because we’re conceiving with our mouths just like weasels. We’re wretched humans yearning to get our crotches battered hither and thither to the rhythms of our dirty tongues. Neither you nor I share any shame in our deeds. We’re both uninhibited and lecherous by nature. We’re tormented …
Are you a pretty, petite white girl or PAWG, a chocolate-coated vixen, a yellow woman, brown as in Mexican or bronze like a Puerto Rican? Every other pussy in the world pales in comparison to yours. I want you to text me, especially after you’ve fought back that inhibited nature of yours (you know, you …
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I’m at the point of no return. I will never be able to assimilate myself back into society now. I’m a pussy-and-ass-eating-and-fucking menace that can’t be thwarted from my position. All I ever imagine is how I’m going to open up your cavernous underbelly to caress that anticipating camel toe and its adjacent sisters of …
There is this semblance that you’re put together tightly, but nothing can be further from the truth. You’re a sexual wreck! You want your pussy and ass cannibalized by an uninhibited mouth: one that won’t find anything too nasty and disgusting for the moment. I’m unraveling you like you’re layer upon layer of pussy tissue. …
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Do you love intimacy: how about my mouth? Have you ever had it before? What about a rim job: ever had that from me? If not, I can bet all my chips that you’re curious and on the fence. Why wouldn’t you be? A Nigga has The Best Mouth in Atlanta; that’s what I’ve been …
Are you a shy and reclusive woman, or are you freaky and lose your mind during a pussy licking? If you’re standoffish and retreating, let my tongue work its madness on you until you sprout from your shell. I need to compel you to be my little cuddle bunny. I want your shy ways to …
