I Just Can’t Help Myself:

You and I are damned to the underworld because we’re conceiving with our mouths just like weasels. We’re wretched humans yearning to get our crotches battered hither and thither to the rhythms of our dirty tongues.

Neither you nor I share any shame in our deeds. We’re both uninhibited and lecherous by nature. We’re tormented if we can’t partake of the other’s cunnilingus or fellatio at any given moment.

I live to feed off of your excitement after I’ve gone down on you and become affiliated with your nasty bottom. Raw licks are an accompaniment that you crave and just can’t do without. You fight like hell and ask God to remove your temptations and wanton lusts, but you’re on your own in this lascivious lair.

I need you to walk in the flesh; fuck the spirit.

Get down here in the trenches with me and turn up.

Expose that naked ass to me for my mouth to devour.

Your pussy is up for the taking, too.

Both of those pieces of your hot nether region are mine to plunder and bring under my spell.

And don’t forget, I need that mouth of yours also. This isn’t a one-way street. I need those menacing jaws and lips clamping down on my erection. I need that tender tongue caressing my hot balls and the neck of my pole with intensity.

Better yet, let’s do this 69 thing where we can enjoy each other’s oral festivities simultaneously. That’s so sexy and nasty: you sucking my dick while I’m running my tongue across your ass and swampy pussy. I’m the pussy-and-ass meister, and you’re the dirty-mouth termagant. My dick surpasses your tonsils and rests in your throat. Your pussy engulfs my tongue. This little affair is “splendidness” at its finest. We will forever be in each other’s clutches torturing a hind and dick like rampant street walkers and fiends.

You know what: we are confined to these dirty deeds; there’s no shame in our tendencies.

I’m just an email, text or phone call away from bringing you to ecstacy with my invigorating oral sabotage and fucking skills.

Never hesitate…

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