Preventative Maintenance:

It seems of late that your sexual prowess has become a bit rusty and laden with a handicap sticker wrapped around its aura.

Does that pussy need a jumpstart?

How about that asshole: has it not seen action in quite some time?

Well, my dear: I’ve been called an Ole dirty pervert of a man. So, you’ve come to the right place where I maintenance pussies and asses and put them back in service.

First, I oil every nook and cranny with my mouthpiece. This is an intense inspection, so I have to make sure all of these working parts are in order and a go.

Does your undercarriage need a filter?

Have your fluids been topped off?

Your cunny needs flushing; I know that for sure! And, you know I have to make sure your twat is firmly encased in my mouth.

That slit hasn’t had much playing time in a while, so I had to urge her to leave the bench. I reaffirm your pussy that everything is going to be just fine; just get in the game, and enjoy yourself.

Of course, your ass wants to get some playing time in also, so I bench another one of my players to allow that thick rump to go in. Awe, my two darlings look tantalizing out there on the field showing off for daddy.

I uncover your vulva and asscheeks to get to both of their cores. A nice clit and asshole are exposed for my mouth’s taking. I rummage through the untidy mess and slap at the carnage with my prestine tongue.

But, this impeccable oral offering won’t be white as snow for long because it has now become a sin factory; I will be dipping my flesh in shit and cavernous cunt secretions. Your underside is sweaty and disgusting to look at right now with all of my drool and your lubrication caked up on my chin hairs.

But, this is the kind of mess I’ve looked forward to. You’ve got your MOJO back, my sweet pussy and ass. You rub your chassis against my mouth flagrantly with no concerns.

That’s my girl.

Enjoy a nasty mouth on that tail. Just remember, it’s mandatory that you come back frequently for preventative maintenance.

You have a warranty on parts and labor.

Last but not least: you get one free ass wash.

I’ll bust on your booty, my lady. But, you gotta call me if you need your boy, Reecie.

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