Yes, I know I’m a disgusting piece of work. I don’t need for you to tell me that.
Do you find me repulsive and sickening?
Great, we’re getting somewhere now!
I’m a nasty-mouth motherfucker that taunts a pussy and clean ass with my menacing mouth and tongue. I cleanse asses with this oral tool with painstaking accuracy. Every tug and press of my tongue’s flesh is calculated and aims to produce pleasure to your hind.
When you respond to me, be ready to play right now. If you’re not ready to get your pussy and ass eaten ASAP, go play in someone else’s email box.
I don’t need you communicating with me while you’re at work or any of that.
I’m about tasting at your sweet cunny and ass box at this moment.
I’m about driving you crazy and bringing you to a dazed state in the present.
Make my mouth work to bring you to orgasm.
Make my tongue work magic on your bottom until you shiver and quiver like an uninhibited nutcase.
I’m not this nice guy that’s here to lead you down the yellow brick road.
I’m a horrid, selfish being here to satisfy my ass-and-pussy-eating fetishes.
I’m here to send your pussy and ass into oblivion.
I’m here to fuck your pussy with angles until you slobber all over the place.
I’m not here to play with you.
Don’t ask me a million questions about my dalliance before you; that doesn’t matter. It’s none of your concern. You’re the most special woman in my life right now.
Your pussy and ass are under my spell, under my complete control.
Don’t fight the urge to contact me and meet with me even if you’ve stared at my ads for years and never responded to me. I’m here for you. I’m the a la carte. I’m your sidepiece. Or, I can be your meal.
Step away from the screen, and get over here; join me in my bed. Get your pussy and ass eaten by my eager mouthpiece.