I’ve tried fervently on multiple occasions to keep my sex demons at bay, but fighting my destiny is exhausting. I was put on this planet to put out the fire in a woman’s hiny. My dick and mouth are merciless creatures, and if you’re donned to meet me, you will find that fact out for …
You know I’m your needle in a haystack right? What other guy here can offer you up as much nastiness as me. I’m your goto guy. You come here for me to see what erotic concoction I’ve put together for you day after day. I promise never to let you down in how I present …
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So, I guess you didn’t really want your pussy smothered with my tongue and that little creamy asshole smeared with my disgusting, God-awful nasty mouth? You got cold feet; I guess. Ah, you’re so precious. I’ve a penchant for the ass and pussy, especially if that Thang is broken. I still like to cuddle, and …
From the likes of it, I seem to be some sort of weird-ass mad scientist piecing together sordid detail after sordid detail to the screen that you’re now viewing. I make you uncomfortable and urge you to spit out phrases of your venom because of my vile and pretentious nature. I’m crude most times. I …
I’m upfront and disgusting. I’m always thinking about sex, eating pussy and some ass. Not only do I fantasize about my potential playmates, I’m almost always plotting how I’m going to bury myself in the opposite sex’s rear end! I’m stubborn as a mule even on my most jolly days, and I don’t answer to …
There have been a few pussies’ codes here and there that I haven’t been able to break. I’m only human and honest to the tee, so I’ll admit the misfortune. But my baby, we can crack the combination together meeting of the minds until we spring your pussy free from the reservation. Let’s get back …
Please, please please my fair ladies reserve your comments, and keep them to yourselves until you’re ready to hook up with me. I’m overwhelmed and appreciative of the calls for me to produce erotic literature (Hint: I’ve already written and published tons of erotic books.), but let’s really just handle this shit currently at hand: …
Yes, I know I’m a disgusting piece of work. I don’t need for you to tell me that. Do you find me repulsive and sickening? Great, we’re getting somewhere now! I’m a nasty-mouth motherfucker that taunts a pussy and clean ass with my menacing mouth and tongue. I cleanse asses with this oral tool with …
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Just so you know, I’m no racist: I don’t discriminate. Don’t be afraid of reaching out to me. I love petite women, thick women, shapely BBWS, shapely SSBBWS, white women, Asian ones, Mexican honeys, actual African Queens, and a multitude of other worldly things. I just love the unlimited streams of variety the female species …
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Try my mouth out. It’s a rambling mess. It showers a hind and adjacent cunny with an overflow of oral madness. My mouth wanders your prairie like a stranded collie that doesn’t know how to find its way home. My tongue slides through your field like some sly serpent in search of its next meal. …
