From the likes of it, I seem to be some sort of weird-ass mad scientist piecing together sordid detail after sordid detail to the screen that you’re now viewing. I make you uncomfortable and urge you to spit out phrases of your venom because of my vile and pretentious nature. I’m crude most times. I…
Be With Me, Though:
I’m upfront and disgusting. I’m always thinking about sex, eating pussy and some ass. Not only do I fantasize about my potential playmates, I’m almost always plotting how I’m going to bury myself in the opposite sex’s rear end! I’m stubborn as a mule even on my most jolly days, and I don’t answer to…
I Decipher Codes:
There have been a few pussies’ codes here and there that I haven’t been able to break. I’m only human and honest to the tee, so I’ll admit the misfortune. But my baby, we can crack the combination together meeting of the minds until we spring your pussy free from the reservation. Let’s get back…
Women, Please Reserve Those Comments:
Please, please please my fair ladies reserve your comments, and keep them to yourselves until you’re ready to hook up with me. I’m overwhelmed and appreciative of the calls for me to produce erotic literature (Hint: I’ve already written and published tons of erotic books.), but let’s really just handle this shit currently at hand:…
I’ve Been Called This Quite Often, Bitch!
Yes, I know I’m a disgusting piece of work. I don’t need for you to tell me that. Do you find me repulsive and sickening? Great, we’re getting somewhere now! I’m a nasty-mouth motherfucker that taunts a pussy and clean ass with my menacing mouth and tongue. I cleanse asses with this oral tool with…
Sometimes I Crave More Than Becky or a Chocolate Treat:
Just so you know, I’m no racist: I don’t discriminate. Don’t be afraid of reaching out to me. I love petite women, thick women, shapely BBWS, shapely SSBBWS, white women, Asian ones, Mexican honeys, actual African Queens, and a multitude of other worldly things. I just love the unlimited streams of variety the female species…
What Do You Expect?
Try my mouth out. It’s a rambling mess. It showers a hind and adjacent cunny with an overflow of oral madness. My mouth wanders your prairie like a stranded collie that doesn’t know how to find its way home. My tongue slides through your field like some sly serpent in search of its next meal….
Fulfill Your Fantasy:
Don’t just stand there. Do something. Fulfill a fantasy. Engage my mouth because it’s a nasty piece of work. I eat pussy like a seasoned beast. Don’t escape this moment. Take advantage of this opportunity to have an able-bodied sexual being taunting your pearl tongue haphazardly at first. I love to tease. I love to…
Nasty Bitch, Do You Ever Face Sit?
My face and mouth can be your toilet seat that you rest your underside upon. My tongue can be the tissue that wipes away your pussy and anal debris. I’m reckless I’ve been told. I’m a barbarian that spews forth whatever is on my mind. I can’t help the condition. I AM what I AM….